That time I got hit by an airplane and survived
Honestly, telling someone i got hit by an airplane usually results in a solid minute of stunned silence followed by a lot of questions. It isn't exactly the kind of thing you expect to hear over coffee or during a casual "how was your weekend" conversation. Most people think of plane crashes as these massive, cinematic disasters involving hundreds of people and a frantic news cycle. But sometimes, it's just a freak accident—a collision between a human being and a piece of machinery that was never supposed to be in the same zip code as their personal space. ...